PERKS OF BEING OVER 50
1.Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
3. People call at 9 pm and ask, "Did I wake you????"
4. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
5. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
6. Your eyes won't get much worse.
7. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
8. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.
9. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
10. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.
1.Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
3. People call at 9 pm and ask, "Did I wake you????"
4. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
5. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
6. Your eyes won't get much worse.
7. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
8. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.
9. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
10. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.
And you notice these are all in Big Print for your convenience.
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