Monday, June 18, 2007

ELITE ETHNOGRAPHY

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WANT TO INTERVIEW ANGELINA JOLIE? JUST SIGN THIS

1. Interviewer will not ask Ms. Jolie any questions regarding her
personal relationships. In the event Interviewer does ask Ms. Jolie any
questions regarding her personal relationships, Ms. Jolie will have the
right to immediately terminate the interview and leave.

2. The interview may only be used to promote the Picture. In no event
may Interviewer or Media Outlet be entitled to run all or any portion of
the interview in connection with any other story.

3. The interview will not be used in a manner that is disparaging,
demeaning or derogatory to Ms. Jolie. In the event that Interviewer or
Media Outlet violates any of the terms and conditions of this letter,
the tape of the interview will not be released to Interviewer or Media
Outlet. In addition, Interviewer and Media Outlet acknowledge and agree
that such violation will cause irreparable harm to Ms. Jolie, which
damages and injuries will not be measurable or susceptible to
calculation, and that therefore, Ms. Jolie shall be entitled, as a
matter of right, to enforce this agreement by injunction or other
equitable relief.

Interviewer and Media Outlet further acknowledge that any breach or
threatened breach of this letter agreement shall entitle Ms. Jolie to
obtain an ex-parte temporary restraining order, preliminary injunction
and permanent injunction, preventing the violation or any further
violation of the rights protected by the terms hereof. Ms. Jolie
reserves all rights and remedies, at law and in equity, to enforce the
provisions of this Agreement.

[Jolie claims it wasn't her idea, but her handlers. In any case, a
number of major media outlets said no thanks]

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