... I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
... I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"
... CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
... if the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds" you have to call them and ask if they meant you or them.
... Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
... McDonald's is thinking of selling a new 1/4 ouncer.
... Parents in Beverly Hills have fired their nannies and actually learned their children's names.
... Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
... the Mafia is laying off judges.
... Blue Cross/Blue Shield laid off 25 Congressmen.
And finally ...a truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.