Announcement from APPLE

Here is what I would suppose to be a facetious press release. However it wouldn't surprise me to find out that someone has really thought about doing this.............LOL..............Scott
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Apple Computers announced today that it has developed a computer chip
that can store and play music in women's breast implants. The iBoob will
cost between $499 and $599. This is considered to be a major
breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at
their breasts and not listening to them.
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Thanks to Apple, everyone is now happy