GREAT QUOTES / 22

Time for another group of "GREAT QUOTES" gleaned from cyberspace. This is the 22nd installment in this continuing feature. I hope that you enjoy them and that they serve to make you laugh, ponder,bristle,and re-quote. Use them as you will..............PEACE............Scott



Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark side, and
it holds the universe together - Carl Zwanzig


Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a mistake
when you make it again. - F. P. Jones


Families, when a child is born
Want it to be intelligent.
I, through intelligence,
Having wrecked my whole life,
Only hope the baby will prove
Ignorant and stupid.

Then he will crown a tranquil life
By becoming a Cabinet Minister

-- Su Tung-p'o


For every credibility gap, there is a gullibility fill. - R. Clopton


Razors pain you; Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you; And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful; Nooses give;
Gas smells awful; You might as well live.
— Dorothy Parker, Résumé
- Dorothy Parker who died June 7, 1967. Earlier, she had twice
tried to commit suicide.


If Jesus Christ were to come today, people would not even crucify him.
They would ask him to dinner, and hear what he had to say, and make fun
of it. - Thomas Carlyle


It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both
incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by
twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper. - R. Serling


Like so many Americans, she was trying to construct a life that made
sense from things she found in gift shops. - Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.


More than any time in history, mankind now faces a crossroads. One path
leads to despair and utter hopelessness, the other to total extinction.
Let us pray that we have the wisdom to choose correctly. - Woody Allen


The only possible interpretation of any research whatever in the social
sciences is: some do, some don't. - Ernest Rutherford


Bob Dylan is back with the biggest surprise of all.
He's learned to sing.
-- Firesign Theatre


The optimum committee has no members - Norman Augustine


What is mind? No matter. What is matter? Never mind. - Thomas Hewitt
Key, 1799-1875 (It's mind over matter........If you don't mind, it dosen't matter!!!)


A myth is a fixed way of looking at the world which cannot be destroyed
because, looked at through the myth, all evidence supports the myth. -
Edward De Bono


To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas
Edison