GREAT MOMENTS IN LAW ENFORCEMENT

SLATE - The student at Avon Elementary School, had a bad morning. She
cried. She wailed. She kicked. She scratched. She hit a teacher. That's
what the police say, anyway. The police? That's right. To subdue the
unruly kindergartner, school officials phoned Avon Park's police
department ("committed to enhancing the 'Quality of Life' of the
community"). When the cops arrived, young Desre'e attempted to resist
arrest by crawling under a table. But Avon Park's finest pulled her out,
cuffed her, put her in a police cruiser, drove her to the county jail,
and charged this 50-pound menace with a felony and two misdemeanors. The
police report is below. "When there is an outburst of violence," Police
Chief Frank Mercurio told a local news station, "we have a duty to
protect and make that school a safe environment for the students, staff
and faculty. That's why, at this point, the person was arrested
regardless what the age." Let's hope his message gets across to those
brats in the neonatal wards.

http://www.slate.com/id/2164004/fr/flyout

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