| Steven Weber |   |
03.30.2007 
Eunuchs Regenerate Testicular Matter!(21 comments )
Miracle of Science or (uh oh!) God's Tender Mercy? "I'll have the Onions Pelosi!" heard being ordered by senators and representatives at the congressional commissary. "I'll have what she's having!" cry the formerly useless stacks of protoplasm newly emboldened by Speaker's cajones.
By cracky, maybe there's something to poetic justice after all. It seems that bodies at rest need not stay at rest if they have brains, consciences and that most scarce resource: courage.
By keeping the heat on the administration's already legendary misdeeds via the first of hopefully many desperately needed hearings, America's simmering anger and distrust of all things Bush will come to a roiling boil and justice (exposure, censure, impeachment, sanity) will finally be done. It's a War of the Worlds moment when after laying waste to civilization, the glistening, tentacled war machines disintegrate when penetrated by the common cold germ. In the case of the White House, it's shuddering, sputtering demise is being brought about by whatever dormant caraway seed-sized vestige of humanity lay within the beast's tin-plated chest cavity, nudged out of its slumber by more fully realized beings who have simply had enough. The formerly arrogant Deciders are positively top-heavy with nefariousness. Inertia works both ways. So let Bush threaten his vetoes. Speaker Pelosi and the rest of the growing Coalition of the Awakened are no longer at rest. They are in motion and they are fed up with the threats.
Hear 'em clank!
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