Inner Peace

For those of you who are making New Year's resolutions. Here is something to "inspire" you

PEACE.......................Inner Peace (LOL!!!!!!!!!!)...................Scott

Inner Peace
I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and
we all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple
advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace.
Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all
the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see
things I started and hadn't finished; and, before leaving the house
this morning I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White
Zinfandel, a bottle of Baileys, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of
Oreos, the remainder of both Prozac and Valim prescriptions, the
rest of the Cheesecake, some Saltines and a box of Chocolates. You
have no idea how freaking good I feel.