Farmer John owned two sows (female pigs), and wanted to have piglets. So he called farmer Bob, who owned two boars (males) and asked him what to do.
Bob told John to put the sows in his pickup truck in the morning and bring them down the road to meet the boars. Next morning John put his pigs in the pickup, and bounced on down the bumpy road to Bob's place.
He let the pigs out into the farmyard where the sows and boars sniffed each other. They weren't too friendly at first, because after all, this was their first date!
After 30 minutes or so, the sows and the boars got friendlier, grunting and groaning. (Sound effects here). Pretty soon there were pure squeals of delight as they decided to do what comes naturally. (Really FUN sound effects here).
John asked Bob how they would know if this worked....if it "took". Bob told John, "get up early, and look outside. If the pigs are in their pigstye rolling around in the muck, then it worked....but if they are up on the hill watching the sun rise, it didn't work and you'll have to bring them back.
The pigs were finished so John put the pigs in the pickup and bounced back up the road to his place.
Next morning John looked out the window. Low and behold, there they were up on the hill watching the sun rise. John called Bob who said to bring the sows back for another try.
John got his pigs, put them in the pickup, and bounced down the road to Bob's place. This time the boars and the sows went right at it...After all, they were good friends now and this WAS their second date. (Sound effects....Many squeals of pleasure and delight).
Bob reminded John to look outside in the morning to see if it "took". John put the pigs back in the pickup and bounced back up the road home.
Next morning John overslept. The sun was already up!!! He called out for his wife. "Martha!!! Martha!!!!. Quick. Look out the window. Are my pigs up on the hill watching the sun come up?"
"No, John, they're not on the hill watching the sun come up".
"Well, then, Martha, are they in the pigstye rolling around in the muck?"
"No, John, they're not in the stye rolling around"
"Well, where are they then, Martha???"
"They're out in the pickup......Honking the horn."
Bob told John to put the sows in his pickup truck in the morning and bring them down the road to meet the boars. Next morning John put his pigs in the pickup, and bounced on down the bumpy road to Bob's place.
He let the pigs out into the farmyard where the sows and boars sniffed each other. They weren't too friendly at first, because after all, this was their first date!
After 30 minutes or so, the sows and the boars got friendlier, grunting and groaning. (Sound effects here). Pretty soon there were pure squeals of delight as they decided to do what comes naturally. (Really FUN sound effects here).
John asked Bob how they would know if this worked....if it "took". Bob told John, "get up early, and look outside. If the pigs are in their pigstye rolling around in the muck, then it worked....but if they are up on the hill watching the sun rise, it didn't work and you'll have to bring them back.
The pigs were finished so John put the pigs in the pickup and bounced back up the road to his place.
Next morning John looked out the window. Low and behold, there they were up on the hill watching the sun rise. John called Bob who said to bring the sows back for another try.
John got his pigs, put them in the pickup, and bounced down the road to Bob's place. This time the boars and the sows went right at it...After all, they were good friends now and this WAS their second date. (Sound effects....Many squeals of pleasure and delight).
Bob reminded John to look outside in the morning to see if it "took". John put the pigs back in the pickup and bounced back up the road home.
Next morning John overslept. The sun was already up!!! He called out for his wife. "Martha!!! Martha!!!!. Quick. Look out the window. Are my pigs up on the hill watching the sun come up?"
"No, John, they're not on the hill watching the sun come up".
"Well, then, Martha, are they in the pigstye rolling around in the muck?"
"No, John, they're not in the stye rolling around"
"Well, where are they then, Martha???"
"They're out in the pickup......Honking the horn."
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