How to get a refund

A middle aged woman went to a Wal-Mart service counter and tells the
Clerk she wants a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't
work.

The clerk tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on 'special'.

Suddenly, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming!

"PINCH MY NIPPLES! PINCH MY NIPPLES! PINCH MY NIPPLES!!"

The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager in front of a growing
crowd of customers. The manager goes to the woman and asks,

"Ma'am! What's wrong?" She explained the problem with the toaster, and HE
tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.

Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming

"PINCH MY! NIPPLES! PINCH MY NIPPLES! PINCH MY NIPPLES!"

And doing so draws an even larger crowd!

In shock, the store manager pleads, "Ma'am, why are you saying that?
In a huff, the woman says,

"BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY NIPPLES PINCHED WHEN I'M GETTING SCREWED!"

The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly refunded.

Now that's how to get a refund!