DOG PHILOSOPHY

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail
instead of his tongue.
-Anonymous

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence
that you are wonderful.
-Ann Landers

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go
where they went.
-Will Rogers

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking
your face.
-Ben Williams

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he
loves himself.
-Josh Billings

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
-Andy Rooney

We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love
we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the
best deal man has ever made.
-M. Acklam

Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike
people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and
hate.
-Sigmund Freud

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird
religious cult.
-Rita Rudner

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn
around three times before lying down.
-Robert Benchley

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a
dog.
-Franklin P. Jones

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain
dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
-James Thurber

If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise.
-Unknown

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to
$3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money.
-Joe Weinstein

Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we
come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork,
half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!
-Anne Tyler

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs
should relax and get used to the idea.
-Robert A. Heinlein

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he
will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
-Mark Twain

You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give
you a look that says, 'Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of
that!'
- Dave Barry

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
-Roger Caras

If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits
in your pocket and then give himonly two of them.
-Phil Pastoret

My goal in life is to be as good of a person as my dog
already thinks I am so that is the reason why you are receiving this message.