THE GEORGE W BUSH PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY

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The George W Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages.
You'll want to be the first at your corporation to make a contribution
to this great man's legacy. The Library will include:

1. The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction. 2. The
Alberto Gonzales Room, where you can't remember anything. 3. The Texas
Air National Guard Room, where you don't have to even show up. 4. The
Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in. 5. The
Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out. 6. The Weapons of
Mass Destruction Room (which no one has been able to find). 7. The Iraq
War Room. After you complete your first tour, they make you go back for
a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth tour. 8. The Dick Cheney
Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete with shooting
gallery. 9. Plans also include: The K-Street Project Gift Shop - where
you can buy (or just steal) an election. 10. The Airport Men's Room,
where you can meet some of your favorite Republican Senators. 11. Last,
but not least, there will be an entire floor devoted to a 7/8 scale
model of the President's ego.

To highlight the President's accomplishments, the museum will have an
electron microscope to help you locate them.

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