Guest post by RU Sirius first appeared on 10 Zen Monkeys.
When our government lies to us, there are consequences. So maybe it's the dire and surreal fictionalizing of the current US administration - the people who once ridiculed the press for dealing in a "fact-based reality" - that has our collective bowels in such an uproar over finding some exaggerations in the non-fiction section.
But if we start judging creative, funny storytellers by the strict standards we should apply to politicians, we will pay the price in tedium. Believe me: every interesting and amusing and exciting memoir you've ever read contained some exaggeration. Do you think every word written by Anais Nin
In a New Republic cover story, Tad Friend has revealed that some of David Sedaris'
... literally true. I am even more amazed that the New Republic would publish a lengthy article 'proving' that David Sedaris' stories were not literally true."
Writers are desperate people. This is not the place to go into the depredations of the book industry, but those of us "content providers" who work within it have all heard this one from our agents: "They want memoirs!" Well, as far as I'm concerned, as long as it's good writing -- wrap it up as a memoir, give it some lipstick and high heels and put it out on the street. As long as the reader has a good time, and as long as the writing is good, anything a creative writer does to get over in today's publishing environment is justified.
Friend opens his expose by quoting from an interview that appeared in 10 Zen Monkeys' progenitor webzine, GettingIt. Friend writes:
The Library of Congress called it biography, and Sedaris assured several interviewers over the years that the book was essentially factual. "Everything in Naked was true," he told GettingIt in 1999. "I mean, I exaggerate. But all the situations were true."
Here, in full, is the interview we published with David Sedaris
GETTINGIT: What makes a story?
DAVID SEDARIS: A few days ago I was going to the airport in Sacramento [California] with this woman who'd signed up to take me there. Within a few moments of being in the car, I learned that her husband had died and her daughter was confined to the wheelchair. But when we got to the airport, she seemed to have spent all her enthusiasm… We didn't see the sign for Alaska Air, and I asked her about it, and she said something like, "Oh, there are a lot of planes going to Seattle. You'll find something." And dropped me off at the curb.
I thought it was funny that someone would volunteer to take me to the airport and then end up just sort of dumping me off… On the way to the airport, we had seen a truck full of tomatoes that had overturned, and there were all these tomatoes -- tens of thousands of tomatoes, miles and miles down the highway. And they were getting run over by trucks and the crows were picking at them. I don't know, there was just something there: all those tomatoes on the road, and her saying later that there were dozens of planes to Seattle. It was funny and it was sad, too… Ultimately, I found it funny that I wound up walking half a mile to the gate with my very heavy luggage.
GI: What's not a story?
DS: Often people will go out of their way to tell you things, thinking that perhaps you'd like to write about them. Then it's generally not that interesting to me. What's interesting is the fact that they're telling it. I suppose I have a hard time when people seem to kind of pitch things to me. There's sort of a desperate quality to it that gets in the way of the story. I can't quite hear the story because of the desperation.
GI: Do you find that people tell you really personal things when you're traveling? You meet a stranger on the plane, and they spill everything?>
DS: It's when you travel on weekends. On weekdays, it's mostly people traveling on business, and they get on and off and they don't talk to you. The chatterboxes travel on weekends. They think that they're supposed to tell you everything. They think it's cute to videotape the baby's first steps through the metal detector.
GI: Is everything you write fact-based?
DS: There are some fictional things in Holidays on Ice. Everything in Naked was true. I mean, I exaggerate. But all the situations were true.
GI: What about your portrayals of your family?
DS: That's accurate. Like, my dad came to Paris, and I called him later and asked if I could write about him… He ate the brim of his hat while he was there.
GI: He ate his hat?
DS: He found this little brown chip in his suitcase, and he thought it was part of a cookie, and it was the brim of his hat -- this hat he had bought in Kansas City right after the war. He was sitting on my bed and he was eating it, and then he realized it was his hat… My dad is really cheap and he'll never throw anything away. He's the same way with food… [The same evening] I thought the cat had defecated on the bed, and it was a shriveled banana he had brought from home.
GI: Did he see the humor in it?
DS: He laughed about the hat. He wouldn't laugh that he'd brought that hideous banana from North Carolina; I mean, that made perfect sense to him.
GI: You're called a comic writer. But a lot of what you write has elements of sadness. What's the relationship between comedy and tragedy?
DS: I guess I've never thought about it that hard. I know I like getting laughs. And I'm very suspicious when I write something and I sit back and read it and get misty-eyed. Then I tear it off… But I like that mix of something being sad and something being funny.
GI: Tell me about "Santaland Diaries" [a story about Sedaris' experience working as a Macy's elf during Christmas; it has since been turned into a play].
DS: If there's one thing I could really take back in my life, it would be that as a play. I agreed to do it because Paul Reubens [Pee-wee Herman] was supposed to do it. And then he couldn't, and the guy who did it [originally] did a good job, but I don't think it really makes for a good play. Now, when you see something about "Santaland Diaries," you always see somebody dressed up as an elf, with a cigarette and martini, and there's nothing like that in there. It's like it's about somebody who hates Christmas. I love Christmas. I've already done my shopping.
GI: In "Santaland Diaries," you say that it breaks your heart to see a man dressed up like a taco [a promotional costume]. Why?
DS: Because I don't think it's anybody's plan to grow up and dress up as a taco -- especially in New York. People move to New York to succeed. And your failure is more pronounced there. There's always that fear. I mean, I could be a taco a year from now. There's always that fear of ending up a taco. If I stay in France, at least I won't end up being a taco.
GI: What are you writing about now?
DS: I have a bunch of new stories I've been working on for another book. I went to [writing] school in Paris, and my teacher was a maniac, she really was, and I wrote a story about her. I thought she'd never see it. Well, it was published in Esquire, and I got thrown out of school. Now I don't have to worry about her being angry -- because she already is.
GI: What should it say on your tombstone?
DS: Oh…oh. You know, maybe, like, "It seemed funny at the time." [Chuckles] Or "Maybe you just had to be there." [Chuckles harder] "Maybe you just had to be there" wouldn't be bad.
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RU Sirius is host of two podcasts -- "The RU Sirius Show" and "NeoFiles with RU Sirius" -- and a Contributing Editor for 10 Zen Monkeys. His most recent book is "True Mutations: Conversations on the Edge of Science, Technology, and Consciousness."
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