Subject: Stuck in traffic

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A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Nothing is moving.

Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window

And asks, "What happened?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld."

They are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise they are going to

Douse them with gasoline and set them on fire.

We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."

The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?"

"ABOUT A GALLON" !!!