Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Dick Cheney Goes Hunting


By Molly Ivins, AlterNet. Posted February 14, 2006.


Of course the Cheney shooting was an accident, but it still helps illustrate the Bush administration's curiously shifting history on issues of blame and responsibility.

Of course the jokes are flying all over Texas -- what's the fine for shooting a lawyer? -- and so forth. Dick-Cheney-shooting-Harry-Whittington is fraught, as they say, with irony. It's not as though the ground in Texas is littered with liberal Republicans. I think the vice president winged the only one we've got.

Not that I accuse Harry Whittington of being an actual liberal -- only by Texas Republican standards, and that sets the bar about the height of a matchbook. Nevertheless, Whittington is seriously civilized, particularly on the issues of crime, punishment and prisons. He served on both the Texas Board of Corrections and on the bonding authority that builds prisons. As he has often said, prisons do not curb crime, they are hothouses for crime: "Prisons are to crime what greenhouses are to plants."

In the day, whenever there was an especially bad case of new-ignoramus-in-the-legislature -- a "lock 'em all up and throw away the key" type -- the senior members used to send the prison-happy, tuff-on-crime neophyte to see Harry Whittington, a Republican after all, for a little basic education on the cost of prisons.

When Whittington was the chairman of Texas Public Finance Authority, he had a devastating set of numbers on the demand for more, more, more prison beds. As Whittington was wont to point out, the only thing prisons are good for is segregating violent people from the rest of society, and most of them belong in psychiatric hospitals to begin with. The severity of sentences has no effect on crime.

Texas still keeps the nonviolent, the retarded, senior citizens, etc. locked up for ridiculous periods -- all at taxpayer expense. If we could ever get to where we spend as much per pupil on education as we do per prisoner, this state would take off like a rocket. In 2003, we spend nearly $15,000 per prisoner, while average per-pupil spending was just over $8,000.

I am not trying to make a big deal out of a simple hunting accident for partisan purposes -- just thought it was a good chance to pay tribute to old Harry, a thoroughly decent man. However, I was offended by the never-our-fault White House spin team. Cheney adviser Mary Matalin said of her boss, "He was not careless or incautious (and did not) violate any of the (rules). He didn't do anything he wasn't supposed to do." Of course he did, Ms. Matalin, he shot Harry Whittington.

Which brings us to one of the many paradoxes of the Bush administration, which claims to be creating "the responsibility society." It's hard to think of a crowd less likely to take responsibility for anything they have done or not done than this bunch. They're certainly good at preaching responsibility to others -- and blaming other people for everything that goes wrong on their watch.

Of course the Cheney shooting was an accident.

But is it an accident if your home and your life are destroyed by the flood following a hurricane? Especially if the flood was caused by failed levees, a government responsibility?

Is it an accident if you are born with a clubfoot and your parents are too poor to pay for the operation to fix it? Is there any societal responsibility in such a case?

Is it an accident when your manufacturing job gets shipped overseas and all you can find to replace it is a low- wage job at the big-box store with no health insurance, and your kid breaks his leg, and you can't pay the bill, so you have to declare bankruptcy under a new law that leaves you broke for good, with no chance of ever getting out of debt? Or was all of that caused by deliberate government policy? Cheney is much given to lecturing us about taking responsibility. When and where does societal responsibility come in?

Cheney has a curious, shifting history on issues of blame and responsibility. He was vice chair of the congressional committee that spent 11 months investigating the Iran-Contra affair and author of its minority report. As John W. Dean highlights in a recent essay, the 500-page majority report concluded the entire affair "was characterized by pervasive dishonesty and inordinate secrecy." But Cheney's report said the Reagan administration's repeated breaking of the law were "mistakes … were just that -- mistakes in judgment and nothing more."

Those of you who saw Cheney's interview with Jim Lehrer last week may recall the passage on Darfur that ended with this:

Lehrer: "It's still happening. There are now 2 million people homeless."
Cheney: "Still happening, correct."
Lehrer: "Hundreds of thousands of people have died, and -- so you're satisfied the U.S. is doing everything it can do?"
Cheney: "I am satisfied we're doing everything we can do."

His head still tilts over more to the right when he lies.

Molly Ivins writes about politics, Texas and other bizarre happenings.


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Wow, Frist!
Posted by: Asses of Evil on Feb 14, 2006 11:07 AM [Report this comment]
The man has no soul as The Rude Pundit noted the other day. To adapt the famous quote, talking about Cheney's takes on morality is like dancing about architecture.

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» RE: Wow, Frist! Posted by: Lizka
» Cheney was drunk? Posted by: Citizendeane
» RE: Wow, Frist! Posted by: rsaxto
Breaking News - Pellet in Whittington's heart
Posted by: haystack1317 on Feb 14, 2006 11:10 AM [Report this comment]
The breaking news is that Whittington had a heart attack this morning because one of the pellet's from Cheney's gun is lodged in his heart. It is far more serious than they pretend, which is why, I suppose, they held the story as long as they could on the hopes that it would remain under the radar. It's also been acknowledged that many of the pellets are likely to remain in Whittington's body for the rest of his life.

Molly Ivins is right, as usual. The point with emphasizing this story is not to poke fun at Cheney's obviously brash disregard for safety. The point is that he believes he is not subject to normal societal responsibility. He also believes he is above the law. The sherriff was barred from speaking to him and he has not made a public statement. If you or I did this, there would be an investigation. There would likely be criminal charges, since Cheney didn't have the proper stamp on his license.

Bush and Cheney are citizens of the U.S., first and foremost. That is their permanent status and they are subject to the laws of this country. They disregard the law in the both the broadest ways imaginable, like Iraq and the domestic spying issue, and the narrowest ways possible, like this hunting accident.

Karl Rove and Dick Cheney admire people like Napoleon. They will never compromise, never apologize, never admit wrong-doing, never succumb to actual electoral results if they don't like them, never bow to the law unless forced kicking and screaming to do so. I hope somebody with some balls in Texas is finding a way to bring criminal charges against Cheney. The level of his arrogance is truly, not hypothetically, criminal.

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» To be expected-- Posted by: bettsoff
» RE: To be expected-- Posted by: Lizka
THANKS MOLLY-Can't resist another joke :)
Posted by: drricklippin on Feb 14, 2006 11:47 AM [Report this comment]
Thanks Molly-For informing us about the poor soul that VP Cheney shot. He sounds like a decent man. And of course thanks for your ongoing insight about the ongoing hypocrisy of the current administration. Anyway I am a Doc and should not poke fun at any human sufferring but I did come up with a spin on the hunting accident. I said This is the White House's Avian (Bird) Flu plan. The Prez told the VP to destroy all H5N1 infected quails in Texas. Unfortunately instead of carrying out this important public health mission the VP shot a Texas lawyer who did NOT have a the H5N1(bird flu) virus. As a matter of fact rumor has it the attorney does not even like chicken!? Here's to a full and speedy recovery for Mr. Whittington!!

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I Sense a Pattern
Posted by: TheySayImUnamerican on Feb 14, 2006 11:57 AM [Report this comment]
...If he hadn't been standing where he shouldn't have been standing, he wouldn't have been shot.

...If they hadn't been working in that factory doing a job people can do for twenty cents an hour somewhere else, they wouldn't be pushing carts at the Wal-Mart now.

...If they hadn't been living where they obviously shouldn't have been living, their lives wouldn't have been destroyed by that hurricane.

...If they hadn't put their country on top of our oil, they wouldn't be getting blown up right now.

...If they weren't so sensitive and religious-like, they wouldn't be calling it torture.

...If they hadn't dialed where they shouldn't have dialed, they wouldn't have ended up on the business end of that NSA wiretap.

I could go on forever. Ownership society? Personal responsibility? My ass.

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Accident?
Posted by: fatherton on Feb 14, 2006 12:06 PM [Report this comment]
I'm not sure why everyone keeps saying it was an accident. We don't really know what happened and probably never will. Why do we give Cheney the benefit of the doubt and assume it was an accident? After all. He IS a mean bastard.

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» RE: Accident? Posted by: AlienSlave
Once again, this admin blames victim
Posted by: Harry Pate on Feb 14, 2006 1:32 PM [Report this comment]
The first I heard of this accident was late Sun. when I caught just part of the story on TV. The very first time I heard the full TV story it was mentioned that the shooting victim "didn't follow protocol" & announce his presence.

The first newspaper account I read Mon. morning made a similar claim. This is so typical of the Bush administration. I really shouldn't be surprised they're pulling it even on this accident.

When a person fires a gun, he or she must always know what's beyond the target. To blame the victim in this case is particularly slimey.

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Rules must be different if you're the VP
Posted by: jeffrey7 on Feb 14, 2006 4:08 PM [Report this comment]
Once again we see how corrupted the Govt really is. They have no regard for the laws passed,the man hunts there regularly and should have the right hunting permits. He did'nt and still hunted. Private land or not in my state you don't get a warning citation for failure to have the right stamp for bird hunting. They hand you a $500 fine ,confiscate your guns, and you loose your hunting privildges. Hell you can loose all you fishing gear if you don't have a licence. Not having the right bird stamp,means you're hunting without a licence!
This incident only proves what we all have been saying for many years now.....This Govt has different laws for different people. The rich and powerful walk,the poor do time! If Cheney gets away with shooting a man through negligence and hunting without a licence,then everyone who has ever been nailed for the same offense should have all their sentences commuted to warnings also.
What's in short supply in this country is 'equailty under the Law'. Mr. Cheney should be arrested for 'Negligent use of a weapon and Hunting without a licence'. That's the Law.
this is just one more nail in the coffin of our elected ones. As long as they want to alter Laws to suit themselves, then the Govt IS the enemy.

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ludicris "mistake"
Posted by: xenacat on Feb 14, 2006 5:41 PM [Report this comment]
It is pretty damn tough to mistake a 78 year old attorney for a brace of quail, even if blind drunk. I doubt we'll ever hear the real story on this one. My bet is that good ol' Dick got liquored up pretty good, got pissed at good ol' Harry - probably disagreed with the VP about the great Texas weather - and squeezed off a round or two in Harry's general direction. If we had to assign a caliber to this incident, I'd say a Saturday Night Special just about covers it. Metaphorically speaking, of course....

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Collateral Damage
Posted by: janten on Feb 14, 2006 11:15 PM [Report this comment]
People keep wondering why it took so long for the news to get out that Cheney shot Whittington while they were quail hunting. I suspect the administration didn't think it was that important since they regularly regard collateral damage as acceptable and nothing much to be concerned about.

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WHAT WILL IT TAKE
Posted by: bohdan on Feb 15, 2006 12:03 AM [Report this comment]
The news media can write articles and voice opinions about how President George W. Bush and Vice-President Cheney have lied about this and that. (In fact, what took them so long to realize that.) But, this still means nothing. Such revelations of Truth have become the back and forth cackle of gossiping spin masters signifying nothing, as nothing has changed.



No, the real deal is when one reporter, that first one, upon being chosen by President Bush to ask a question at one of his press opportunities, stands up and summons the Strength and Courage to ask, “ Mr. President, when you lied about...!”



That's what it will take --- before the rest of them will do the same. It's time for someone to say that the Emperor has no clothes.



Only then, will the Wisdom of Truth find its place in our great land. Until then, lying continues to be our government's national pastime. We expect it. We take it for granted. We kill and die for it. And the shadows of sadness remain our constant companions...


(But who would have the Courage to print this?)

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Convenient "Accident"
Posted by: Ed Lammers on Feb 15, 2006 4:57 AM [Report this comment]
All the other wonderful and interesting comments notwithstanding, I think all of us including Ms. Ivins are missing the point about the shooting. CONSIDER THIS: How much have you heard in the mainstream media or even in alternative media such as Alternet since the shooting about the recently released information (Feb. 10, I believe) from Libby's testimony regarding Cheney's alleged direct orders to discredit Wilson and out V. Plame????? I propose to the readers that the shooting was a convenient (read: on-purpose) "accident" designed to take media and public attention off Cheney's other, far more serious problems. The fact that Wittington has had a subsequent heart attack is icing on the cake, although I am sorry for him and his family. After all, if this convenient "accident" went down in another way from what is being reported and fawned over in the popular culture and media, "we, the Company," don't want an eyewitness with a different version of this story to be able to ever tell his story to the public!!!! I put nothing, NOTHING, past this administrations efforts to protect their status and further their cause of Imperial America.

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