I received this from my niece.........LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!..........enjoy the laugh...........PEACE..........Scott
HAHAHAHAHA
You Don't Have To Own A Cat To Appreciate
This One! ...you don't even have to like them to appreciate this one!!
We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve
Party. We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine
on, covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the cab
company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and we opened
the front door to leave the house.
The cat we put out in the yard, scoots back into the house.
We didn't want the cat shut in the house because she always
tries to eat the bird.
My wife goes out to the taxi, while I went inside to
get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit.
Waiting in the cab, my wife doesn't want the driver to
know that the house
will be empty for the night. So, she explains to the
taxi driver that I will be out soon, 'He's just going upstairs to
say goodbye to my mother.'
A few minutes later, I get into the cab.
'Sorry I took
so long honey,' I said, as we drove away. 'That stupid bitch
was hiding under the bed. I had
to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out!
She tried to take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to
wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked!
I hauled her fat ass downstairs
and threw her out into the back yard!'
The cab driver hit a parked car.
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