Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Huckabee's Top Ten Moments of Insanity


Posted by Pam Spaulding, Pam's House Blend at 12:43 PM on December 17, 2007.


In Mike Huckabee's warped world, serial rapists should get paroled and aids victims should be shunned from society.
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Ah, what a load of fun. Jon Perr has compiled Huck's Greatest Fundie Hits for your entertainment.

1. Huckabee Calls for the Quarantine of AIDS Victims
2. Huckabee Enables the Politically-Motivated Parole of Repeat Rapist/Murderer
3. Huckabee Offers Faith-Based Pardons
4. Huckabee Undermines the Teaching of Evolution
5. Huckabee Speaks for God
6. Huckabee Speaks to God
7. Huckabee Claims God Behind His Rise in the Polls
8. Huckabee Proclaims His Theology Degree a Unique Qualification to Fight Terrorism
9. Huckabee Flip-Flops, Calls for Federal Abortion Ban
10. Huckabee Calls for Consumption Tax, Abolition of the IRS

A little follow up to Jon's Number 8:

8. Huckabee Proclaims His Theology Degree a Unique Qualification to Fight Terrorism

Minister Huckabee is quick to champion his degree from tiny Ouachita Baptist University as uniquely qualifying him for the White House. His faith-based presidency would fight the dual threats from Charles Darwin and Osama Bin Laden. In November, Huckabee tried to claim the mantle of the GOP's leading terror fighter, arguing:

"I think I'm stronger than most people because I truly understand the nature of the war that we are in with Islamo fascism. These are people that want to kill us. It's a theocratic war. And I don't know if anybody fully understands that. I'm the only guy on that stage with a theology degree."

Apparently, Mike Huckabee knows a theocrat when he sees one.

Well, unfortunately Huck's campaign had to do some backpedaling because the rapist/murderer-releasing Baptist minister and former Arkansas governor doesn't have a theology degree -- he only spent a year in seminary.

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Pam Spaulding blogs at Pam's House Blend.

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